Jibran's Cool Picks

Serious Poetry

Toot Jaate Hain Sabhi Rishte Magar
Dil Se Dil Ka Rishta Apni Jagah
Dil Ko Hai tujh Se Na Milne Ka Yaqeen
Tujh Se Milne Ki dua Apni Jagah

Phool Khilte Hain, Khil Kar bikhar jate Hain,
Phool Khilte Hain, Khil Kar bikhar jate Hain,
Yaade to dil me rehti hai, Dost mil kar bichad Jate Hain!

Dil Diya to, jaan bhi de dena,
Magar yeh yaad rakhna, Kisiko dhoka mat dena.

Khile hai gul yaha, khilke bikherne ko,
Milte hai dil yaha, milke bicharne ko.

Khuda kisiko kisiki Muhabbat pe fida na kare,
Agar kare to zindagi bhar judaa na kare.

Funny Poetry

Maine tujhe dekha
Dekhta raha, Dekhta hi gaya
Phir mujhe chashma lag gaya.

Definitions

Lecture : An art of transferring information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through "the minds of either".

Diplomat : A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip

Conference : The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.

Compromise : The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.

Conference Room : A place where everybody talks, nobody listens & everybody disagrees later on.

Classic : A book which people praise, but do not read.

Smile : A curve that can set a lot of things straight.

Office : A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.

Yawn : The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.

Experience : The name men give to their mistakes.

Atom Bomb: An invention to end all inventions.

Philosopher : A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of when dead.

Father : A banker provided by nature.

Boss : Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.

Computer Engineer : One who gets paid for reading such things....

5 Most Stupid Questions people usually ask..

#5 You are smoking a cigarrette and someone asks
Question: Oh, so you smoke?
Answer- No, it's a miracle ..... it was a chalk and now it's in flames!!!

#4 When you see a friend/colleague with evidently shorter hair
Stupid Question:-Hey have you had a haircut?
Answer:-No, its autumn and I'm shedding......

#3 At a restaurant:
When you ask the waiter
Stupid Question:-Is the "blah blah blah" dish good
Answer:-No, its teribble and made of adulterated cement.We occasionaly also spit in it.

#2 In the bus:
A fat girl wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on your feet
Stupid Question:-Sorry, did that hurt?
Answer:-No, not at all, I'm on local anesthesia..... why don't you try again or should i try this time

#1 When you get woken up at midnight by a phone call
Stupid Question:-Sorry. were you sleeping.
Answer:-No. I was playing cricket for India at Sharjah and just when you called Salim Malik was betting with me that Pakistan would win. What do you think?