|Toot Jaate Hain Sabhi Rishte Magar
Dil Se Dil Ka Rishta Apni Jagah
Dil Ko Hai tujh Se Na Milne Ka Yaqeen
Tujh Se Milne Ki dua Apni Jagah
Phool Khilte Hain, Khil Kar bikhar jate
Dil Diya to, jaan bhi de
Khile hai gul yaha, khilke bikherne
Khuda kisiko kisiki Muhabbat pe fida na
|Maine tujhe dekha
Dekhta raha, Dekhta hi gaya
Phir mujhe chashma lag gaya.
An art of transferring information from the notes of the lecturer to the
notes of the students without passing through "the minds of
Diplomat : A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip
Conference : The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.
Compromise : The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.
Conference Room : A place where everybody talks, nobody listens & everybody disagrees later on.
Classic : A book which people praise, but do not read.
Smile : A curve that can set a lot of things straight.
Office : A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.
Yawn : The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.
Experience : The name men give to their mistakes.
Atom Bomb: An invention to end all inventions.
Philosopher : A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of when dead.
Father : A banker provided by nature.
Boss : Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.Computer Engineer : One who gets paid for reading such things....
5 Most Stupid Questions people usually ask..
#5 You are smoking a cigarrette and someone asks
#4 When you see a friend/colleague with evidently
#3 At a restaurant:
#2 In the bus:
#1 When you get woken up at midnight by a phone